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ask-homestuck-terezi:

0-memento-mori-0:

bad-imagination:

ehster:

xanthoc-captor:

carcin9geneticist:

nix-shadow:

I think I just fucked with the Homestuck fandom.





I have decided to create new quadrants out of these for no reason;
Black Heart: When a partner loves someone so much their matesprite ship turns black, and they become obsessive and controlling. Very willing to use violence if necessary to prevent others from interacting with their Matesprite and vise verse.
Black Diamond: Similarly to Black Hearted Romance, it is when one member of a moirailigiance becomes so possessive of their moirail that they actively attempt to control their life and prevent others from interfering.
Red Spade: A brutal, almost spiteful form of romance most closely associated with Matespriteship, however typically full of conflicting views and opinions, and lined with sarcastic and snarky tones.
Red Club: When two partners are so very in love with each other, they mutually become lost in each other, to the point at which they forget to eat, sleep, bath, or participate in any other activity, a third party involves themselves to ensure the safety of these two obsessive lovers, however it is a dangerous role as the relationship may very quickly become a double-sided Black Hearted Relationship.

So…
Red Spade: Hatesprits
Red Club: Matesprism
Black Heart: Matemesis
Black Diamond: Kisraillegiance

Holy shit we were handed a nightmare and we fucking ROLLED WITH IT
This fandom kicks ass

I actually started twitching

ask-homestuck-terezi:

0-memento-mori-0:

bad-imagination:

ehster:

xanthoc-captor:

carcin9geneticist:

nix-shadow:

I think I just fucked with the Homestuck fandom.

I have decided to create new quadrants out of these for no reason;

Black Heart: When a partner loves someone so much their matesprite ship turns black, and they become obsessive and controlling. Very willing to use violence if necessary to prevent others from interacting with their Matesprite and vise verse.

Black Diamond: Similarly to Black Hearted Romance, it is when one member of a moirailigiance becomes so possessive of their moirail that they actively attempt to control their life and prevent others from interfering.

Red Spade: A brutal, almost spiteful form of romance most closely associated with Matespriteship, however typically full of conflicting views and opinions, and lined with sarcastic and snarky tones.

Red Club: When two partners are so very in love with each other, they mutually become lost in each other, to the point at which they forget to eat, sleep, bath, or participate in any other activity, a third party involves themselves to ensure the safety of these two obsessive lovers, however it is a dangerous role as the relationship may very quickly become a double-sided Black Hearted Relationship.

So…

Red Spade: Hatesprits

Red Club: Matesprism

Black Heart: Matemesis

Black Diamond: Kisraillegiance

Holy shit we were handed a nightmare and we fucking ROLLED WITH IT

This fandom kicks ass

I actually started twitching